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The Carbonwater Show ep.6 The Carbonwater Show ep.6

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I should have just walked away instead of watching

But, rather unfortunately, I don't have a walk cycle. I was hoping you could help me out.
Doesn't look like it.

Simon did some pretty great VA work. Enthusiastic as always. I don't think I could tell who Edd was. Aside from that, even people who are giving it perfect scores are picking flaws. I think that just about says it all.

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Carbonwater responds:

But yet you can't help to watch it, can you?

Hammer & Fail Hammer & Fail

Rated 5 / 5 stars





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ParodyRangersTheMovie P.3 ParodyRangersTheMovie P.3

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good animation

Ever since I heard of the draft of the project, a few years ago, I wondered how this project would be completed. At the time, fitting an hour long movie into a Flash Animation seemed kind of absurd.
Now that we're here, with all the parts combined, I feel glad to see this movie completed and it stands as a testament to the willpower of an animator to get the job done and see the original draft through.

That being said, the decline in humor is just absurd. I watched in anticipation for a good joke that never came. Not even Chris Zito, Josh Tomar or Arin Hanson could deliver anything that could make an impact to an otherwise dire movie.
With good writing, these voice actors can deliver an entertaining and funny movie to their audience. I fail to see exactly how you can write dialogue so bad that these amazing people, with more than enough talent, could not deliver anything funny.

The animation was good. A vast improvement over earlier iterations of the series. It's almost universally accepted that an animator must grow with time and you've shown that you can.

I'm sure that when sat down to watch this movie, I knew that I wasn't the target audience. I'm 19 years old and I don't find dick jokes that funny any more. But even comedy for children can also be aimed at adults. Kenan and Kel is a straight-up Nickelodeon kids show, but I can still find it funny because the actors are doing a good job and the writing is comedic.

There were jokes that could have been done so much better with so little change. I want to believe that the script hasn't been changed in the years since it was originally drafted. NEDM? Longcat? If the year was 2005, sure, it'd be hysterical. But it's 2010. I can't even believe that an audience NOW would find that funny. But if they are, I'm beginning to feel that little bit more sorry for the younger generation of the internet.

Chris Zito's shouting can only go so far.
Getting bad voice actors for the Thomas scene was cringe-worthy.
I don't know if Arin agreed to give voices for Zordon, but if he did he actually sounded like he WAS dying inside.
If there's one person who I feel sorry for, more than anyone else, it's Josh Tomar. What an amazing performance and what an absolute travesty that surrounded both him and his dialogue. He was the only person who was convinced that he could make his dialogue funny and energetic and it really shows in his delivery. If there's anyone that deserves a paycheck for this movie, it's Josh Tomar.

What I find infuriating is the amount of times that I've believed that you could really change your humor for the better. Arin manages to make his humor accessible to younger audiences and also make his peers laugh. I can't laugh at this, Chris. I can't laugh at this at all.

Knowing what's coming next, the Nintendo 64 collabs and such, I only pray that you can take my advice and really think about jokes that span a wide audience instead of going narrow and straight with an audience that actually laughed when you said "days" instead of possibly "hours".

The only thing that was enjoyable was seeing you not drag a joke on for too long.
I want to believe that you can create something enjoyable for me to watch, Chris. Not just me, but everyone who wants to consider you as a friend and everyone who considered you a friend.
Until then, keep animating and growing stronger at your trade. If there's one thing you don't lack, it's perseverance.

There's a point at which you'll crack universally-ageless accepted humor. Until then, you know how to cater to a young audience. Unfortunately, judging from the score this time around, that too might be in jeopardy.

Good animation. Could use better writing and better casting.
Keep at it, Chris.

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Recent Game Reviews

I wanna be the flash game I wanna be the flash game

Rated 0 / 5 stars

About as good as your walk cycles

But surprisingly, not as good as IWBTG, despite being EXACTLY LIKE IT IN EVERY WAY!
Another surprising thing was how easy it was compared to IWBTG. I guess it's kind of second nature to expect that shit after playing IWBTG first, but even then it was really quite easy.


Hedgehog Launch 2 Hedgehog Launch 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just plain fun

The beginning was hard to pick up but after a few tries and a few upgrades it was pretty easy to realize what you had to do.
Upgrading everything was fun and the game was enjoyable. A few glitches with rockets being kept on and such but nothing too major.

The end of the game was rather easy though. Get high enough then hold right or left and just bounce off the platforms as much as you want.

Money: $6,330.50
Elevation: x58.12
Run time: (0:57:58.53) x347.8

Total: $127,974,394.9

Awesome game and a great time waster if only for a short while.

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Recent Audio Reviews

Princess Aurora - Voice Demo 1 Princess Aurora - Voice Demo 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Do the impossible, see the invisible...

Rowww, roowwww, it's Faye Mata.
Really great work, Faye! Loving the serious voices in this demo.

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Pirates on the Interwebs Pirates on the Interwebs

Rated 0 / 5 stars

File Information: Voice Acting

If Weebl really is paying you a staggering amount of money for "(Additional Animation)", maybe you should have invested in better recording technology so that your microphone wouldn't tear every single syllable.
Couldn't really hear the punchline with all the tearing but it probably wouldn't have made any difference.

The joke was something along the lines of him going on YouPorn and then seeing something that's generally displeasing. Unfortunately, your voice acting dropped out and you just ended up screaming in your own voice which generally isn't the least bit amusing.

I don't think this is even going to amuse your 13 year old fanbase, let alone a large audience.

"Hilarity ensues."
I think ever since people started being funny for you, you've lost what little sight you had left of what's funny and what isn't. You've got enough money, right? Hire a scriptwriter.
And buy a razor.
You like Lucky Star and you have a neckbeard.
Sort both of those things out.

I'm sure you can sort both at the same time with a razor.

In before the amazingly witty authors response. Then deletion 2 days later.
In fact, do that. That'd be hilarious. Completely out of character.